ukko_poika's Journal

[The Basics]
Full name: Shane Mikael Swensen van Kapanen II
Date of birth: 16th March 1987
Gender: Male
Location: York, Pennsylvania
Ethnicity: Dutch, German
Reason for taking survey: I'm sick today and I've nothing better to do. Plus I haven't updated this thing in what, eight or nine months?

[Going Deeper]
If any, name any phobias you have: Black holes
If you could come from any country that wasn't your own, what would it be: Norway
Do you drink: Occasionally
Do you smoke: No
If so, when did you start smoking:
If any, what drugs have you done: Only medical drugs
Name every country that your Internet friends originate from or live in: USA, Canada
Now do the same for your family: USA, Costa Rica
Are you a junk food person or a healthy eater: Both
Living arrangements: My house with my parents (until August)
Name any pets you have: Boston terrier (Lexi, 3)
Siblings: Brock, 28; Brandon, 24
Do you like your school: It's decent. There are definitely worse schools out there ::cough William Penn::
What is your favourite class: World Cultures
What is your least favourite: Physics
What genre of movie do you prefer: Action, Comedy, or a combination thereof
What movies from that genre do you like the most: Blazing Saddles, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Tommy Boy
Are you a gamer: Only a little
If so, what games do you play: Mostly hockey games or Grand Theft Auto games.
What music genre do you listen to the most: Metal
Name some bands/artists you like: Nightwish, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Helloween, Sonata Arctica, Leaves' Eyes, Manowar, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden
If you could eliminate the existence of one band/artist, which one would you choose: Six Feet Under
Are you into self categorization? If so, what would you call yourself: Neh

[Favourites]
Time of the year: Winter <3
Friend: Jason the Communist, who I've known for close to 12 years and can be trusted with anything.
Family member: Brock and Brandon
Animal: Dogs. and penguins.
Sweet food: I don't like sweet food much
Savoury food: Macaroni & cheese
Spicy food: Hot wings
Country: Australia (it is beautiful)
Colour: Midnight blue
Sitcom: Seinfeld
Cartoon: Family Guy
TV channel: TBS
Pastime: Everything
Drug: Advil liqui-gels. Always kills my headaches with efficiency.
Fictional book: Brave New World
Non-fictional book: ---
Romance movie: Eww romance movies. If American Wedding can be considered a romance movie, I suppose this is it.
Sci-fi movie: Matrix
Action movie: Beverly Hills Ninja
Historical drama movie: Gladiator?
Horror movie: The Mothman Prophecies
Music genre: Was I not already asked this?
Artists from that genre:
Porno: Uniforms =X
Anime: No
Manga: Wtfff?
Magazine: Maxim
Games console: Playstation2
Website: xanga.com
Swear word: Smelly cunt
Ice-cream flavour: Cookie dough
Clothing brand, if any: shrug
Store: ---
Place to relax: My room
Place to shop: I don't have one
Place to party: Sydney

[Beliefs & Opinions]
What is your opinion on...
The War on Terror: We should not be there
Abortion: Bad
Capital Punishment: Bad, because they may later find out they've executed an innocent person. If they jail an innocent person, at least they can still give them some of their life back rather than none.
Music/Movie Piracy: For music, it's a great thing. Very healthy for obscure bands to get their name out their, and also to take power away from selfish controlling record companies
Satanism: Doesn't make sense
Communism: Ideally, it would work. However, it is not possible to have a purely communist government, because to do so, the nation in question would not be able to have any sort of leadership. You either want a pure communism or no communism at all -- and since it is not possible to have a pure communism, most countries that have tried to attain this are not good places to live.
Child Abuse: Perfect for making loud whining children shut the hell up =)
Rape: Evil
Taxes: A pain in the ass, but necessary. As long as they go toward education and healthcare, not warfare...
Christmas: Fun
Third World Debt: Isn't much we can do about it.
Smoking: Gross
The Iraq War & Saddam Hussein: Hooray for dispensing our countrymen's lives and alienating our allies! Ahem...
Censorship: Senseless.
White Pride: Misunderstood. Many would call it racism, but if that was true, then Black Pride, Latin Pride, Azn Pride, would all equate to racism too.
Racism in general: Makes fun jokes, but many take it too far.
Feminism: Get in the kitchen and make me a pie, woman!
People who use their cell phones during movies: Death will seek them out.
Gay Marriage: Personal decision, nobody can tell them not to do it
Nuclear warfare: Very dangerous to the Earth's health. Should be prevented at all costs.
Animal Testing: Necessary.

Do you believe in...
God: Quite possible.
Reincarnation: I don't know.
The Soul: Yes.
Evolution: Also quite possible.
Angels: Possible
Karma: To an extent

Do you celebrate Christmas: Yes
How do you celebrate your birthday: Different way every year.
What is your religion: Agnostic
Does your family have any special customs: Cookouts
Have you ever converted from another religion or atheism: I was raised Lutheran, but am agnostic.
Are you a vegetarian: No

[Your Love Life]
Are you in a relationship right now: No
Describe your current, or most recent relationship: She was full of lies and deceit.
Are you, or have you ever been in love: Hard to say
What's your sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Are you, or do you plan on getting married: Yes, but not until I'm at least 30
Do you believe in soul-mates: Yes
Do you think long-distance love is possible: Very difficult, but not impossible
Could you see yourself being unfaithful: No
What do you notice about the opposite sex first: Eyes
Biggest turn-ons: Intelligence, humor, personality
Biggest turn-offs: Dishonesty
Taller or shorter than you: Shorter
Ever broken someone's heart: Yes
Has someone ever broken yours: Yes
Do/would you have children: I don't know if I want them yet.
Any relationship beliefs (such as Gorean philosophy, etc): Not particularly

[Your Bad Side]
Do you steal, or have you stolen: No
If so, was it from a store or a person you know:
Have you been intimate with someone else's significant other: Yes, but the girl's manfriend was nobody I knew.
Do you take advantage of other peoples' kindness: I try not to
Have you lied to your parents: Yes
Do you get jealous easily: Sometimes
Do you have a bad temper: No
Have you ever made someone cry: Yes
Ever physically hurt someone: Yes
Do you consider yourself racist: No
Must you always seek vengeance: No

[This or That]
Alcohol or Marijuanna: Alcohol
Coca-Cola or Pepsi: Pepsi
A quiet evening at home or a wild night out: Depends on my mood on said evening
Extreme intelligence or unbelievable beauty: Extreme intelligence
A permanent, stable relationship or an insane sex life: Insane (but protected!) sex life for now, stable relationship down the road
Christmas without gifts, or Christmas without everything else: Without gifts
Rock or Rap: Rock
The ability to fly or the ability to be invisible: Fly
Hearing or seeing: Seeing
Depression or anxiety: Anxiety
Immortality without the ability to die, or mortality: Immortality
Death by freezing, or burning: Freezing
Death by suffocation or being stabbed: Stabbed. You can fight back better.
Lots of acquaintances or a few close friends: Few close friends
To be a singer or an actor/actress: Singer
Eternal day or eternal night: Eternal Night
X-Ray vision or psychic abilities: Psychic abilities
To never sleep or to never eat: Never sleep
To eat as much as you want or to sleep as much as you want: Eat as much as I want
World domination or infinite knowledge of all things: Infinite knowledge of all things, because then I'd know how to take over the world. =]
Britney Spears or Christina Aquilera: Christina
Bush or Kerry: Kerry
To enslave or to be enslaved: To enslave =)
To resort to cannibalism or to die: Resort to cannibalism =0

[The Last]
Person you talked to: My father
Person you argued with: Catie
Person you hugged: Sarah
Person you kissed: My dog
Person you texted: Never texted
Phonecall: Denny
Thing you ate: Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal bar
Thing you drank: Water
Time you showered: Last night
Time you told someone you loved them: Last night
Time someone said they loved you: Last night
Time you laughed: 15 minutes ago
Time you vomited: At least 3 years ago, I believe
Paycheck: Before Christmas > <
TV show you watched: CSI
Song you listened to: Yngwie Malmsteen - Dream On
Movie you watched: Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Dream you had: Last one I remember = I was being chased by the mafia. I ran into a hotel, ran down a hall, into a hotel room. I hid in the closet. A few seconds later, the closet door opened, and a man pointed a 9mm at me. Then I woke up.
Time you got drunk: 3 weekends ago
Party you went to: Corey's
Item of clothing you bought: New Zealand t-shirt. That was last summer... yeah I need new clothes.

[Have You Ever Been Called]
Bitch: Yes
Bastard: Yes
Beautiful: Yes
Talented: Yes
A waste of space: No
Liar: Yes
Geek: No
Nerd: Yes
Loser: Yes
Peculiar: Yes
Intelligent: Yes
Skinny: Yes
Fat: No
Pretty: Yes
Preppy: Yes
Goth: No
Emo: Yes
Grunger: No
Fiend: No
Innovative: No
Weirdo: Yes
Stupid: Yes
Retarded: Yes
Annoying: Yes
Freak: Yes
Brat: No
Minger: No (wtf?)
Cute: Yes
Interesting: Yes
Boring: No
Slut: Yes
Whore: Yes
Whoreface: Yes
Skank: Yes
Asshole: Yes
Shitface: Yes
Ugly: Yes
Disgusting: Yes
Shithead: Yes
Cock: Yes
Tit: No
Twat: Yes

[Totally Random]
Tell us the first thing you'd do with a million dollars: Pay off Brock's debts.
Why is the sky blue: Our atmosphere reflects the blue part of the light spectrum, I believe
Do you consider yourself to be romantic: On occasion
What's the best thing somebody has ever said about you: "Shane's awesome"
What do you think of P.E.T.A: Pure evil.
What do you think of South Park: Amusing
Is religious fundamentalism a good idea: No
Do you like candles: Yes
Do you think emo people are idiots: Sometimes
Do you think goths are idiots: Oftentimes
Do you think people who take ridiculously long surveys are idiots: No, just bored
Do you believe men and women are truly equal: Overall, they are equal. But one gender may be superior to the other in different aspects of life
Do you read books very much: No
Do people consider you to be a bookworm: No
Describe your mother: She's an obsessive-compulsive woodshoed Dutchman! But she raised her children decently.
What's one thing you would change about your body: Make it a bit more muscular
Would you kill one child to save the lives of 1000 children: Yes
What one thing would a person have to do to deserve death: Start an unnecessary war
The most romantic thing somebody's ever done for you: Made me a website called shanerocks.tk (Cassy :-*)
Do you use IRC: No
Do you use bittorrent: No
What P2P programs do you use: No
Have you ever skydived: No
List three things you want to do before you die: Launch a successful career, own a lamborghini, own houses in various parts of the world (Acapulco, Sydney, Wellington, Oslo, + more)
If you could kick anyone's ass, whose would it be: Bush
If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would it be: Tarja Turunen > <
Are you bored of this survey yet: Rather
What is the meaning of life: 42

Current Music: Storm - Oppi Fjellet

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